Lessons learned from my 4th (5th?) viewing of You Got Served

• There is no dispute between friends that cannot be solved through the death of an innocent 10 year old.
• It’s ok to dress kinda slutty if you work at a hospital because you’re just gonna cover up when you get to work anyway.
• When transporting illegal narcotics, it is best to use a brightly colored backpack or messenger bag.
• When transporting illegal narcotics, do not use a brightly colored gym bag or duffel bag because you will likely get jumped, and the narcotics you were supposed to transport will be stolen.
• The best way to give your blessing to the new relationship between your best friend and your sister is to insist that they make out, then stare at them while they do so.  This is a particularly effective technique in a situation where you previously disapproved of the relationship.
• Your grandmother will happily loan you $1500 (with no expectation of repayment) so long as you are honest with her about why you need the money: because a bunch of white kids from Orange County challenged you to a dance-off.
• White guys who are into hip-hop dancing tend to be named Wade.  They also tend to have pointy/spiky hair (with frosted/bleached tips).
• Steve Harvey is as wise as he looks.
• When you are in love, you can share a plate of french fries with your girlfriend forever.
• The best way to challenge a rival crew to a dance-off is via pre-recorded message on VHS cassette.
• The most effective way to practice for such a competition is in pouring rain, in Los Angeles, sans shirt.  Practicing dancing in a boxing ring is apparently equally effective.
• There is no such thing as too many wipes/fades when editing a movie.
• If you need money, the best thing to do is play basketball while lamenting the fact that you need money.  Serving as a freelance drug runner is also a viable option.
• A well-timed victory in a dance competition will solve all financial problems.
• Everyone has a price.  For example, a dancer who refused to compete because of his soulful love of the art of the dance will come out of retirement for a 5% share of a $50,000 prize.
• The best way to become a member of an elite dance crew (i.e. the best dance crew in Los Angeles) is to simply ask.  Apparently there is no formal audition process.