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I <3 the internet
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Q = problem solver.
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RW/RR liveblog 2
| q: | this opening has really grown on me |
| b: | the ab-off was boring |
| q: | the elephants |
| q: | the weird head bands |
| b: | im not tehre yet |
| im still watching the recap | |
| brad telling casey whats what | |
| ok heres the intro | |
| statues | |
| elephants | |
| i think this is trip hop? | |
| yeah we'll call it trip hop | |
| ooh bendy guitars | |
| gay chet | |
| sarah with her penis | |
| johnny wearing a dreamcatcher | |
| wes being stupid | |
| u with me now> | |
| first commercial break | |
| this is where you type things | |
| ok dude for the love of god | |
| where are u | |
| q: | cued up, about three seconds in |
| b: | hit pause |
| q: | i did three seconds in |
| b: | ok im at 2 minutes exactly |
| out of 41: | 07 |
| see? | |
| q: | me too |
| b: | ok 1 2 3 |
| b: | go |
| BIRTHDAY SHOTS! | |
| nothing bad can happen here | |
| im predicting a consequence-free night of revelry | |
| q: | good times all around |
| b: | dunbar isnt drinking? |
| party foul on d-bizzle | |
| q: | darrel has a balloon hat, he can't hurt anyone |
| q: | can he |
| b: | so whats the ratio |
| of real money | |
| q: | derrick is not a psychic |
| b: | to what these people think real money is |
| ? | |
| to them $33k = what? | |
| q: | "darrel is sitting pretty" |
| b: | a billion? |
| ok im not gonna lie ied like to see kelly anne naked | |
| q: | wow kelly anne naked for no reason |
| b: | id say daddy issues |
| q: | her loss our gain |
| b: | evan you have middle linkebacker looks |
| q: | brad's creeping me out |
| q: | he really hates casey |
| b: | i'd be 100% behind casey too brad |
| if you catch my drift | |
| *wink* | |
| bill simmons put it well re: | susie |
| all the parts are there | |
| seemingly cute blonde with a good body | |
| q: | doesn't add up |
| b: | completely totally utterly unattractive |
| q: | sum is less than her parts |
| b: | exactly |
| 1+ 1 is somehow less than 2 | |
| q: | two faced kelly anne |
| b: | the act that they have to remind us which real world the wre on |
| just prove my point | |
| q: | not looking good again after looking great |
| b: | tha this is the show now |
| q: | they should say the colon |
| b: | the real world itself doest matter |
| q: | real world colon sydney |
| b: | oh kelly anne |
| q: | brad looks strung out |
| b: | it always is and it alwas will be |
| the way brad talks | |
| he would be a good lyricist for linkin park | |
| q: | how can anybody be serious in an underarmour hat |
| b: | i try to try but its hard and its so hard and always wil and it is and wil be |
| the game is the game and its tough and its hard | |
| and i try | |
| cue guitars | |
| when kelly anne gets drunk she acts like a boxer in round 12 | |
| did she just have a mouthpiece in? | |
| q: | this is building into something ugly |
| q: | i predict mayhem after the commercial break |
| q: | solid editing mtv |
| b: | wait did kelly anne do anything? |
| did she do anything wrong? | |
| i cant tell | |
| q: | SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! |
| brad called her baby girl | |
| q: | he called her a young buck |
| b: | drunk crying is so attractive |
| q: | high praise |
| q: | is she sad that dunbar never had sex with her? |
| q: | kelly anne: "this is the mental part that i'm not that good at" |
| b: | dunbar probably had to actively try to not have sex with her |
| q: | true |
| b: | like hes eating breakfast |
| suddenyl kelly anne is on his lap | |
| and hes liek woah woah waoh no thanks | |
| b: | brad i think youve been drinking |
| q: | brad is straight up chugging from a bottle of bad thai wine |
| b: | i would think a mental escape for brad wouldnt be taht complicated a feat |
| houdini he is not | |
| b: | now watch as my brain escapes from the game. i will furrow my brow as i attempt to do long division in my head |
| brad spell huckle buck | |
| ok youre drunk give me your keys | |
| q: | i wonder what those dog tags on brad say? |
| b: | one says abercrombie |
| the other? | |
| fitch | |
| q: | sgt. hucklebuck |
| b: | or that |
| yossarian hucklebuck | |
| q: | dick hucklebuck whitman |
| b: | oh no here it comes |
| q: | oh shit |
| b: | oh this isnt fair |
| hes like unemployed actor drunk | |
| q: | wow brad just karate kicked derrick |
| q: | edward furlong can relate |
| b: | i wonder what it would be like |
| if you or i were ropped in here | |
| q: | darrel is way stronger than brad |
| b: | hi guys |
| so | |
| q: | i'll take him in this bet |
| b: | who likes the coen brothers? |
| then someone calls me a faggot | |
| and i wake up in the hospital | |
| evan is down to one huge ab | |
| q: | he's never been in a ruin |
| q: | he got sloppy |
| b: | ok im sorry |
| brad does not deserve to go home | |
| if veronica doesnt | |
| double standard for ugly sluts | |
| q: | wow as soon as brad jumped darrel, i think he realized it was a mistake |
| q: | way outmatched |
| b: | i mean technically he touched darrell but darrell is wailing on him |
| q: | the alcohol may have given him an enhanced sense of self |
| b: | thats possible |
| im not going to rule that out | |
| b: | hi derrick |
| yeah darrell didnt haev to do that | |
| but maybe the other 5 guys could have stopped it | |
| q: | brad just gave him one small karate kick and darrel pummeled him |
| q: | brad's not getting up |
| q: | call the fight! |
| b: | i can safely say ive never been that drunk in my life |
| q: | johnny "it's not that bad" as brad gushes blood from is eye |
| b: | brad looks like something from star trek |
| oh man | |
| look dude i drink regularl | |
| nothing like that has ever happened to me | |
| being a better man in the future shouldnt be taht big a challegne brad | |
| q: | omg, his eye looks like trevor burbeck after tyson beat him up |
| q: | that's what it looks like when you get punched repeatedly in the eye |
| q: | darrel never looked better |
| b: | any game that kenny wins |
| wll | |
| thats not a game i wanna play | |
| apparently dunbar lost a confidant | |
| brad an i could talk about the big issues | |
| q: | i'm still unclear on what was so bad about brad's life there |
| b: | yeah |
| q: | casey annoyed him? |
| b: | correct me if im wrong but it seemed fairly comparable to everyone else's life there |
| and given that he works at an abercrombie and fitch in real life | |
| if i were him id be begging tj lavin to let me stay forever | |
| please dont make me go back to the mall tj | |
| q: | right, apply for thai citizenship |
| b: | that application consists of a $20 bill |
| and nothing else | |
| q: | dunbar is a poor man's matt damon |
| q: | and i don't mean he looks like ben affleck |
| b: | kelly anne's vagina is furious |
| apparenty logic is plural to dunbar too | |
| q: | dunbar talking about playing just the tip with kelly anne: c-l-a-s-s-y |
| b: | now dunbar has to work it out with kimberly |
| who he is happy to let everyone know he have sex with | |
| had | |
| q: | kelly anne may be treating this as an acting audition |
| b: | for waht? |
| q: | i question her sincerity in her fight with dunbar |
| the next flavor flav finds a woman to infect with herpes show? | |
| q: | for the love of ray j 3 |
| q: | she's a shoe in |
| b: | this is still my favorite picture ever |
| http: | //www.mtv.com/onair/rwrr_challenge_ruins/images/video/episodes/1808/140x105.jpg |
| q: | this episode is called "thai me up! thai me down!" t.j. is a big almodovar fan |
| q: | evan likely will never have to enter the ruins |
| q: | he's basically on vacation in thailand until the finals |
| b: | casey is also a blonde who should be attractive |
| but is not | |
| due to every word that comes out of her mouth | |
| out of which she likely breathes as well | |
| blame-shifting | |
| casey has been in therapy | |
| i bet her dad pays for it | |
| q: | perceptive |
| q: | i'm attracted to casey |
| b: | im shocked |
| (im not) | |
| q: | i like how the contestants are always surprised by eavesdropping |
| b: | seriously a challenge for me would be "hang out with evan, kenny, and johnny bananas for 2 hours and act like you like them" |
| yeah | |
| like how could you? | |
| im having a private conversation | |
| q: | has there been a conversation that hasn't been eavesdropped on in the history of these challenges |
| wow | |
| b: | they are all at the point of suicide |
| so hey lets go get a beer | |
| id call a helpline | |
| but whatever | |
| thats why im not on teh ruins | |
| b: | frankly thats the only reason im not on the ruins |
| q: | they just fought vigorously about popcorn and m&ms |
| b: | uh oh kenny is mad |
| johnny broke some sort of guido code | |
| no pizza pie for you johnny | |
| seriously are you typing with your big toe again? | |
| q: | pause it |
| q: | what minute you at |
| b: | ok johny just said im shitting my pants |
| q: | i'm at 22:17 |
| q: | you? |
| b: | im paused on his stupid face and his relief pitcher goatee |
| 23: | 10 |
| catch up old man | |
| q: | hold please |
| q: | sorry arizona internet runs on horsepower |
| q: | i'm caught up now |
| q: | hit play when i type 3 |
| b: | i thought everything in your state was powered by mccain's racism |
| q: | 3 |
| b: | ok so what is this challenge? |
| b: | something casey is bad at |
| that a given | |
| q: | they jump off a building |
| q: | they either live or die |
| q: | those who win go to the final |
| q: | those who lose are thai elephant food |
| b: | pad thai realworldroadrules |
| chunks of kenny over noodles | |
| q: | it's all lavin eats on set |
| b: | kelly anne will be the most successful sex worker in the history of the thai sex worker industry |
| whats the #2 rule tj? | |
| if the #1 rule is no fighting? | |
| #2 drink as though the cure for cancer is at the bottom of the bottle | |
| q: | i bet the champions win |
| b: | sarah will be sitting out |
| with her penis between her legs | |
| q: | hit pause for five seconds |
| b: | please casey, explain the challenge for us |
| q: | horse took a break |
| b: | christ |
| move to a blue state | |
| b: | tj lavin |
| q: | mccain doesn't believe in the internet, so i have dial up |
| b: | the winner will win this sweet hat im wearing |
| evan | |
| nice faux enthusiasam | |
| re: | the espresso maker |
| yeah! | |
| wahts expresso | |
| ! | |
| im angry1 | |
| q: | expresso machine actually ain't bad, compared to a cell phone or a typewriter or whatever they've given out in the past |
| q: | no mtv-style editing can make this competitive |
| b: | kelly anne wants to have sex with johnny bananas |
| i dont know that for sure im just playing the odds | |
| johnny is alive | |
| q: | they don't call him bananas for nothing |
| b: | therefore |
| kelly anne wants to have sex with johnny | |
| q: | good deductive logic |
| b: | thats a proof right? |
| i think i just made a proof | |
| q: | good going, dr. science |
| q: | god evan's still got it |
| q: | i'm homo for him |
| q: | he's so dominant |
| q: | you can edit that out of the post |
| q: | i'm still active duty military |
| b: | it all goes in |
| you want to man tackle evan | |
| ok derrick is shaking the fence | |
| yawn | |
| q: | wow derrick is treating sarah rough |
| b: | not unlike how you want to be treated by evan |
| correct? | |
| q: | i'll never live this down |
| b: | oh evan |
| youre so strong | |
| i feel so tiny in your arms | |
| thats you | |
| with evan | |
| in case you dont get what im doing | |
| q: | this is punishment for me seeing too far into the future |
| b: | this is true |
| q: | it's like the face-melting in indiana jones |
| q: | man wasn't meant to have this much knowledge |
| b: | i have a theory about the prominently displayed cross |
| that kenny wears | |
| q: | yeah? |
| b: | i tink he likes banging chicks who believe in jesus |
| thats the extent of my theory | |
| q: | it makes sense; mystery calls it "peacocking" |
| b: | well he has inspired me |
| im gopign to a show tonight | |
| check the blogs for me in my peacock outfit | |
| literally | |
| feathers and all | |
| and a HUGE fucking cross | |
| q: | it's a good look, guaranteed you get hit on |
| b: | yeah but by what? |
| q: | your quality control is not my concern |
| b: | evan is just on that edge of intelligence where he like wants to make the witty barb, he knows its approrpiate, but hes too stupid to say anything that is actually funny |
| FUNNY THIGNS! | |
| q: | wow, casey just sang i've been working on the railroad |
| b: | then he and kenny high 5 |
| q: | speaking of gay crushes |
| b: | you want to have man love with evan |
| we've covered that | |
| q: | kenny and evan are starring in the ambiguously gay duo |
| q: | ace and gary |
| b: | where is the ambiguity |
| ? | |
| q: | it's more overt, it's true |
| b: | you and evan = the unambiguously gay duo |
| or | |
| or as i call you | |
| the gay duo | |
| q: | johnny is wrong that at some point your number gets called: evan's number never gets called |
| b: | watching evan and kenny behind the scenes is like watching cheney and bush pre-iraq war |
| b: | but to be fair, in prior challenges, evan has wrecked shop |
| q: | yeah, but he's dining on his past career a bit much, james caanesque |
| b: | teej |
| q: | evan saying susie has amish looks is actually pretty dead-on |
| if that was my nickname | |
| b: | id be dead |
| by suicide of course | |
| q: | wow, tj looks hungover |
| q: | rought night with the ladyboys |
| b: | yeah they had to 2 takes |
| be puked blood the first time | |
| q: | wow, these players look haggard |
| b: | i wonder how much i would have to pay these guys |
| to like | |
| put on a trivia contest | |
| but its not trivia | |
| its like 3rd grade knowledge | |
| q: | the next ruins is "simple division" |
| b: | how many rounds before they realize they are being ridiculed? |
| congratulations you killed | |
| it | |
| 3 goes into 9 3 times | |
| b: | kenny - dont stop johnny's brainstorming |
| hes just throwing out ideagrapes | |
| speak your peace derrick | |
| johnny banans vs dunbar grapefruits | |
| q: | yo hit paus |
| e | |
| b: | you need a killer joke here to save another miserable liveblog performance |
| knockout punch | |
| im paused | |
| 36: | 37 |
| my name is q. i cant type. | |
| or form a coherent thought | |
| faster than johnny bananas | |
| yay for me | |
| for i am q | |
| q: | technical difficulties |
| b: | where u at |
| q: | 35:28 |
| b: | ok im at 36:37 |
| q: | hold there |
| b: | holding |
| q: | hit play |
| b: | playing |
| THERE IS NOT A LOT OF MOENY AT STAKE | |
| does anyone here make any money in the "offseason?" | |
| q: | nope, too busy training |
| q: | at the best bars in the midwest |
| b: | this show has pretty much run out of girls i want to see naked on the internet |
| kelly anne worked her way oof that list with this pic that wony go away | |
| of her tyson after 12 rounds fave | |
| face | |
| also she hasnt mentioned wes in weeks | |
| q: | she's all over the place |
| q: | tj dresses like an eighth grader |
| b: | hot topic presents tj lavin |
| q: | this is a good challenge |
| b: | finally something potentially violent |
| q: | how are they gonna finish the challenge in 1 minute? |
| b: | its to be continued dude |
| u didnt know? | |
| q: | no, that wasn't on wikipedia |
| b: | well its to be continued |
| so i dont know who wins | |
| unlike you, cheater | |
| q: | that means i have a whole week to think of a killer joke |
| b: | im predicting you come up short |
| q: | wow she's strangling her with the rope |
| q: | this is a great challenge |
| b: | the guys are going to go nuts |
| tonight's challenge is called hucklebuck | |
| q: | the carnage |
| b: | is evan jerking off? |
| i htink hes jerking off | |
| q: | he's not wearing pants |
| b: | to be continued |
| damn it | |
| i wanna know now! | |
| q: | www.wikipedia.com |
| q: | you know you want to |
| b: | i thought it was scrubbed |
| q: | i wonder if it went back up |
| b: | well you can look, not me |
| im pure | |
| ok well im gonna go now | |
| way to suck | |
| q: | all it takes is one pissed off production assistant and a season ends |
| q: | thanks pissed off p.a. |
| q: | next year i'm going to stick to twitter |
| b: | next year you might actualy be working full time |
| q: | let's hope not |
| q: | any last words? |
| b: | you and evan make a lovely couple. |
| q: | hucklebuck |
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12thday ofNovemberin the year2009
Crazy Emails from a Dude, Part Deux
please stop reposting my emails.
Do you believe in things like soul mates and true love? I would like to believe them, but I am not sure. I just know that I was more excited about you that any girl I have gone out with in two years. And that has been a lot of girls. From your very first email to me about beer and semmel and I forget what else, you spoke to me in a way that got through. I had that ‘right’ feeling. The instant I saw you the first time in front of Intelligencia, it set off a huge spark in me, and I know it did for you too. For that 30 minutes, we kept looking hard into each other’s eyes and smiling. It was powerful. I know you felt it because of your text to me later that day. I may be reading into things but I know what I felt, and I’m pretty sure you felt similar. You wouldn’t have contacted me daily in 7 different media if you didn’t. You were too busy for that.
I’m not mad at you. I know how the heart can change suddenly and it’s not your fault you don’t feel the same any more. It’s just hard to be here, in this apartment, 8 minute’s bike ride from you, and not to see you at all. It would be so easy to walk over and meet you for a lap around the lake or a coffee. Did you really mean it when you said maybe you are protecting yourself? Protecting from what, from heartbreak?
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RW/RR Live Blog
| B: | $8000 is not a huge bank account |
| Cohutta = folksy hall of fame | |
| q: | well if you're paid in dollar bills in your career it's a lot |
| B: | thats true. "Dude I can't pay my rent with a bar tab" |
| I forgot how scary Brianna looks in this intro | |
| not scary like fear-inducing | |
| terrible, just terrible | |
| b: | but scary like horribly ugly |
| yes | |
| you didnt use q: | |
| q: | sorry, i got excited |
| q: | excited for ww2 in hd |
| b: | stop tweeting @ Wes |
| and pay attention | |
| q: | nice i love pool scenes |
| b: | hit pause for a few seconds |
| youre ahead of me | |
| q: | i'm at 2:31 |
| q: | when you get there type "go" |
| b: | hit play now |
| b: | johnny bananas is now johnny bandana |
| nice look bon jovi | |
| q: | take dare |
| b: | omg truth or dare!!!!!! |
| OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG | |
| q: | always take dare |
| q: | susie is overrated |
| b: | cohutta - the stealth lady's man |
| b: | creative dare, kenny |
| i dare kenny to read a book | |
| q: | he will use impossibility as a defense |
| q: | there are no books there and no one there can read |
| b: | no i meant in his life |
| q: | lol |
| b: | who is the hook up |
| ? | |
| q: | wow |
| q: | i thought it would be cohutta |
| b: | dunbar and kim |
| boring | |
| b: | glad to know dunbar is still alive |
| b: | the way this has been going i was starting to think they cobbled footage together to cover up teh fact that he died before the ruins started |
| b: | wow derrick neds propecia |
| q: | that's what they did with tupac |
| b: | and he needs to stop dressing liek a pro alligator wrassler |
| q: | when tupac was on the ruins |
| b: | LOL |
| b: | they dont physically loathe you casey. thats impossible. loathing is a state of mind |
| b: | evan just set up a good joke - casye doesnt have an athletic bone in her body, but if she asks nicely ill put a canadian bone in her body |
| BOOM | |
| BOOM | |
| q: | he couldn't close that joke |
| b: | did casey just scat sing? |
| b: | Evan should take me on the road |
| b: | to the bennigans in des moines |
| q: | you could be his hype man/ed mcmahon |
| b: | are you guys ready for evannnnnnnn???? well youre getting him anyway so suck it up |
| b: | i think this milk promo is racist |
| q: | we get different commercials odd |
| q: | i got a valmont spot |
| b: | wwII in hd again |
| i have to say this war looks fantastic | |
| q: | you can really see the blemishes |
| b: | did susie just become suddenly Canadian? she just said "I'd think boot it" |
| b: | OOOH Kenny got a care package - tube of hair gel |
| and an under armour shirt | |
| and 40 bottles of axe body spray | |
| q: | he looks good, don't hate |
| b: | a revolution |
| casey doesnt believe in revolution - shes a creationist | |
| BOOM | |
| BOOM | |
| BOOM | |
| you are really not pulling your weight here. are you typing with your foot? | |
| q: | with a pencil in my mouth |
| q: | liveblogging is harder than i thought |
| b: | did you think it was hard to begin with? |
| q: | nope, but it is hard |
| q: | i have to resist the urge to watch, to soak it in |
| b: | dunbar the math major |
| 2 guy differential = huge | |
| suck on that, Einstein | |
| TJ LAVIN | |
| THE LAVINATOR | |
| b: | he really gets paid to frequent thai hookers and make one appearnce on this show per week for about an hour total |
| q: | it's a nice life, all he has to dodge is herpes |
| b: | he has a motorcycle |
| he'll be fine | |
| b: | sarah looks like a drag queen |
| q: | at best |
| q: | there hasn't been a cardio event yet |
| b: | cohutta - dont call yourself a hillbilly - youre clearly a redneck |
| q: | that's good news for her |
| b: | sarah said hillbilly |
| its on the fox news talking points memo | |
| b: | if lou dobbs says it we're fucked |
| milk promo part tres | |
| if i see world war ii again | |
| its now world war iii | |
| q: | how's it end? |
| q: | were there pools for ww2 |
| b: | good question |
| b: | damn i knew i should have taken the allied |
| WOW | |
| they just squealed over a fucking t mobile sidekick | |
| b: | they really are broke |
| those things are like $99 | |
| q: | johanna flipped out |
| q: | it's a cell phone |
| b: | OMG AN OUTDATED CELL PHONE |
| b: | the winner will get this 14.4 modem and a year's subscription to America OnLine |
| q: | dsl line given away in the final |
| b: | i just crushed you like a bug |
| q: | quick draw |
| b: | not doing anything for months on end has affected you |
| q: | jesus, that does look dangerous |
| is this godsmack? | |
| b: | i love godsmack |
| if i met god id smack him | |
| q: | i like the animation on the side |
| q: | telestrating the tire |
| b: | cohutta makes the word air into 3 syllables |
| b: | there really is no point in explaining the challenges. who cares? |
| man i wish i could transcribe the lyrics to this song | |
| b: | i need subtitles for cohutta. i dont have a clue what he just said |
| q: | but enough about her and wes |
| b: | you are a terrible live blogger |
| what on earth were you just referring to? kelly anne? CONTEXT | |
| provide CONTEXT | |
| q: | i'm working on it |
| b: | work harder. i want you to do some practice live blogs tonight |
| casey cant lift the tire | |
| kenny is laughing like vince vaughn | |
| brad's brain is about to burst | |
| your loss, science | |
| q: | brad is looking a little worse for wear |
| b: | brad - "youre a big boy dunbar" |
| that could be taken out of context | |
| q: | steroids lead to complex emotions |
| q: | evan's got feelings |
| b: | johanna is not looking forward to this |
| shes making some horrible noises | |
| susie just said im clearly in the wrong line of work | |
| they really think of this as a profession | |
| q: | they put "ruins contestant" on their income tax return |
| b: | the irs has some questiopns |
| q: | is this episode really called "silence of the ruins"? |
| b: | better than |
| dude where's my ruins? | |
| q: | is buffalo bill gonna show up? |
| q: | that's episode 8 |
| b: | zing |
| btw | |
| dude where's my car? | |
| excellent film | |
| b: | just a tip for the readers |
| q: | it has its moments, it introduced jennifer garner to the world |
| q: | we should come up with some games |
| q: | these are hurting |
| q: | rolling people in a tire |
| b: | i thought johnny was going to say you feel like youre in a huge tire |
| buit he managed some sort of comparison instead of saying you feel like youre in exactly the situation that you are in | |
| b: | EVAN |
| GO TIME | |
| q: | "he feels like a fat kid in a little coat" |
| q: | that's literary |
| b: | i feel like a steroid-addicted moron on a reality show |
| b: | brad hangs his head once again |
| 9 1/2 minute margin of victory | |
| q: | have the challengers won? |
| q: | ever? |
| b: | they won one didnt they? |
| im too lazy to google | |
| they need to do a penis check on sarah | |
| thats all im sayin | |
| sarah you killed it | |
| but you have a penis | |
| so we have to say bye for now | |
| q: | there was a transexual on the rw: brooklyn |
| b: | you can come back and compete as a dude |
| johanna's strategy is suspect | |
| sarah - adopted by teh champions | |
| not sure that adoption will hold up when they get back to the states | |
| for the love of god dude type something | |
| im carrying this | |
| q: | derrick is cleaning the pool |
| q: | few extra bucks while he's there |
| b: | thanks for the update |
| LOL | |
| nice work | |
| q: | cohutta just referred to him in the third person |
| b: | cohutta 3rd pesron |
| jinx | |
| q: | then called money salad |
| b: | cohutta = white southern rickey henderson |
| b: | what cohutta needs to do is focus on cohutta |
| commercial break | |
| type ONE THING | |
| q: | he hasn't made a play for kelly anne yet |
| q: | he should |
| q: | wes can't do nuttin |
| b: | wes can tweet about it |
| q: | he's back at the yogurt shop |
| @ cohutta - you are so dead | |
| @ cohutta enjoy herpes | |
| b: | how can johanna be over it? granted, mental exhaustion is not a high bar for her |
| zeal - sat word for susie | |
| q: | hit pause for five seconds then play |
| q: | internet problems, a hazard of the live blog |
| b: | brad - money problems |
| q: | hit pause for ten more seconds |
| b: | preview |
| brad just said huckle buck | |
| i have no idea waht that means | |
| huckle buck | |
| b: | when you win you lose, when you lose you win |
| i think thats how he just defiend huckle buck | |
| q: | hucklebuck! |
| b: | thanks for chiming in |
| q: | "a catch 22?" |
| b: | with yet anohter amazing contribution |
| true story | |
| q: | joseph heller's "hucklebuck" |
| b: | heller's working title for catch-22 was hucklebuck |
| DAMN IT | |
| you winthat one | |
| i cant stop laughing | |
| hucklebuck | |
| q: | brad is post-traumatic stress syndrome |
| q: | he might kills some thai civilians |
| b: | sarah and johanna = 2 chicks i dont want to watch make out with each other |
| welceom to that select club ladies | |
| b: | brad might have his colonel kurtz phase before this thing is over |
| oh no when evan is questioning your desire | |
| man give up the fat kid references evan | |
| you were a fat kid | |
| we got it | |
| loud and cle | |
| r | |
| q: | he wants to remind you |
| q: | it still hurts im |
| q: | has evan been in a ruins yet? |
| q: | i don't think he has |
| b: | i dont either |
| again | |
| too lazy too googlew | |
| woah that looked like google jew | |
| q: | it's a nice way to go through the game |
| q: | googlejew is a new feature |
| q: | on android |
| b: | evan looks very bloated |
| you have to work out too | |
| you cant just take the steroids | |
| q: | yeah, he looks like a heart attack |
| q: | he could be the lyle alzado of the ruins |
| q: | cautionary tale |
| b: | 20 years from now |
| press converence | |
| evan wearing a bandana and a raiders jersey | |
| q: | crunch |
| b: | dunk tank time |
| q: | good thing darrel was just doing crunches |
| b: | this looks liek it would be awful |
| q: | dick cheney thought of this one |
| b: | LOL |
| q: | he also was the music supervisor for the episode |
| q: | he knows something about torture |
| q: | sarah knows that fat floats |
| b: | this doesnt really make for good tv |
| how bout some fear factor stuff? eat these balls | |
| worked for years | |
| q: | do they have to stay like that during the commercial breaks, suspended over the water? |
| q: | that would be tough |
| b: | i believe this is edited |
| i could be wrong | |
| q: | nah, it's live on the east coast |
| q: | tape delayed for us |
| b: | live from phuket |
| b: | how many times do you think kenny made a "fuck it" joke in referring to phuket? |
| q: | every night |
| q: | dunbar wants to shoot himself in the face? |
| q: | that's a little violent, even for dunbar |
| q: | kenny still has the greasy hair |
| b: | tj lavin does not respect johanna |
| b: | cohutta, please stop referring to money as salad |
| q: | do you think cohutta really thinks an angel was on his shoulder |
| q: | and that it fell off |
| b: | im not religious person, its possible that he believes that though |
| i would almost die for $30k | |
| there it is | |
| the money shot | |
| q: | darrel is physically solid |
| b: | cohutta is done |
| not many crunches down on the plantation | |
| q: | cohutta indeed did get outcrunched tonight |
| b: | dunbar just said he would die for $30k |
| why not just murder darrell in stead? | |
| q: | that's the next episode |
| q: | i like the saber tooth necklace |
| q: | susie is no kelly anne |
| q: | that's a step down cohutta |
| b: | that she is not |
| brad cant take it | |
| q: | next season he'll be with syrus |
| q: | brad hasn't done all that much this season |
| b: | casey shut up |
| she said brad wants to jump on her bandwagon | |
| hes doing the opposite | |
| hes criticizing her | |
| she makes evan look like a genius | |
| q: | casey is like a low rent kristen dunst |
| q: | i like her |
| b: | id say more like a homeless kirsten dunst |
| but thats just me | |
| ok im done | |
| q: | brad is like a balloon filling up with air, he's ready to pop |
| b: | you get the last word |
| q: | i want to see that balloon pop |
| use it wisely | |
| q: | pop |
| q: | that's the last word |
11thday ofNovemberin the year2009
